catchymemes:

catchymemes:

lordgroose:

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

sskyeh:

xenodogz:

in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called “burning screams” which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

machine-saint:

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think “at least 3” is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

biggaybunny:

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

jame7t:

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

apocalypse-on-planet:

unprettyextra:

ALT

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

fesenmoon:

ALT

ALT

no fucking way

cryptotheism:

thechickendiaries:

My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store’s going out of business sale in my hometown.

For a second I thought the shadow was like, the businesses soul leaking out from a crack in the facade.

the-worm-man:

take a sep of Bipsi